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All proceeds from DVD sales go toward the new church Dan and his team have recently
started in Cleveland, OH - Momentum Christian Church!



"D.E.B.'S Kid" - The new album! - $10.00

Dan "Southpaw" Smith's new CD is here! Also available on iTunes!

  1. Camp Crusty (The Church Camp Theme Song)
  2. I Got a God (A Cult Classic) A parody of Positive K's "I Got a Man"
  3. People Skills
  4. Boom-Sibba
  5. Easter Sunday (f/ Jim Sanders & Jason Maric) Parody of SNL's "Lazy Sunday"
  6. Baby Got Book Intro
  7. Baby Got Book (Buy-Her-a-Rock Remix) Parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back"
  8. The Christians Who Pirate Everything - Parody of VeggieTales' "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"
  9. Jack & Jill
  10. Beneficiary of a Mismatch
  11. Me So Holy (Rated PG-12)
  12. Fire & Brimstone
  13. I Love Lake James
  14. That's One (f/ Mike Bonanno)
  15. Mary Had a Little Lamb
  16. Baby Got Book (D. Pope Instrumental)
  17. Baby Got Book (Rock Instrumental)

 



Dan Smith Presents... Mo Videos: Volume 1 - DVD
Suggested donation $10.00

The new DVD, "Dan Smith Presents...Mo Videos Volume 1," is now available to order! It's jam-packed with loads of those corny videos you've come to love. Show these to your family, use them in your church, 
or just steal ideas to shoot your own goofy videos! The DVD includes Dan's famous "Hugs Video" ("Momentum of Love"), 
the hilarious "White Men Can't Dance," all three episodes of "The Biggest Friggin' Loser," 
and some great music videos from Dan's latest CD!

Includes iPod Video Files!

Order the DVD now at www.whiteboydj.com for only $10 plus shipping and you can boast (we're not sure to whom) that you were one of the first to get your very own copy. The best part? You can stop watching these on YouTube on your work computer when the boss isn't looking. If you still don't have Dan's previous DVD, "Left-Handed Humor," you can pick up both DVDs for $25 plus shipping.

  1. Easter Sunday
  2. Mo Mission
  3. Momentum of Love (The Hugs Video)
  4. The Makeover
  5. Christmas With the Krunks
  6. Jack & Jill (Ran Up the Bill)
  7. Taste Test
  8. Steelers Fan
  9. Baby Got Book Intro
  10. Baby Got Book (Buy Her-a-Rock Remix)
  11. Mo Mission (Foreign Languages)
  12. The Small Group Bunch
  13. Bizarro Momentum
  14. The Biggest Friggin' Loser (Episode 1)
  15. The Biggest Friggin' Loser (Episode 2)
  16. The Biggest Friggin' Loser (Episode 3)
  17. Mo Newcomer Reality
  18. White Men Can't Dance
  19. Unchurched & Dechurched
  20. Mo Mission (Teacup)
  21. People Getting Punched Just Before Praying
  22. I Love Lake James
  23. Credits

NOTE: DVDs must be ordered separately from all other items on this page since the DVD money is going into Momentum's account (i.e., if you want to order a CD, a T-shirt, and a DVD, you will process one order for the DVD and one for all other combined items).

 



DVD COMBO PACK!
Suggested donation $15.00

Get both Dan Smith Presents... Mo Videos: Volume 1 and Dan Smith's Comedy Videos: Left-Handed Humor for the low price of $15 before shipping!

NOTE: DVDs must be ordered separately from all other items on this page since the DVD money is going into Momentum's account (i.e., if you want to order a CD, a T-shirt, and a DVD, you will process one order for the DVD and one for all other combined items).

 



Dan Smith's Comedy Videos: Left-Handed Humor (Special Edition) - DVD
Suggested donation $10.00

Includes "Baby Got Book" Music Video (The Director's Cut!) and several more hysterical comedy videos that were made for New Life Christian Church. Great for setting up lessons and sermons! You'll be entertained for minutes! This special edition includes all of the videos below ready-to-play on your iPod Video!

  1. Flea Debate
  2. Rational-Lies
  3. Faith Quake: Giving 'til It Hurts
  4. Y Don't We Pray
  5. Rational-Lies 2
  6. Good Preacher, Bad Preacher
  7. The Mocker
  8. Rational-Lies 3
  9. Baby Got Book (The Director's Cut) - [ video ]
  10. Blooper Reel
  11. Credits

NOTE: DVDs must be ordered separately from all other items on this page since the DVD money is going into Momentum's account (i.e., if you want to order a CD, a T-shirt, and a DVD, you will process one order for the DVD and one for all other combined items).

 

"Baby Got Book" - the Single - $5.94

Pick up the Baby Got Book single featuring the Buy-Her-a-Rock Remix of Baby Got Book!

  1. Baby Got Book Intro
  2. Baby Got Book (Buy-Her-a-Rock Remix)
  3. Baby Got Book (D. Pope Instrumental)
  4. Baby Got Book (Rock Instrumental with background vocals)
  5. Bubba Got Rick (Rick & Bubba Radio Promo)
  6. Easter Sunday (featuring Jim Sanders & Jason Maric)

 



"The Caucasian Invasion" (2005) - $10.00

Dan's full-length comedy album is now available! Includes "Baby Got Book," "Reading The Hobbit," "Lots of Caucasians," "At This Moment," "NOVA," and more!

  1. Intro
  2. Reading The Hobbit - [ sample ]
  3. Baby Got Book - - [ sample ]
  4. At This Moment (feat. Shannon) - [ sample ]
  5. Our Firstborn
  6. NOVA (The Northern VA Anthem) - [ sample ]
  7. Lots of Caucasians - [sample]
  8. My First Song
  9. Y Don't We Pray (feat. Tim Jones) - [ sample ]
  10. My Thesis
  11. Back to Track 1 (Ender-lude)

 



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Turntable Kid t-shirt - $13.00

100% Cotton, availble in black, red, and white.

Sizes Large through XX-Large.

Click on a t-shirt for a larger image.

Click here for logo detail.

 

Sermon CD Packs - $20.00 each
Get all sermons from the following events:

Junior High Challenge 2009 - Simple

  1. iPod Faith
  2. Sky Woman & Imago Dei
  3. Saul's Armor
  4. Kicking Against the Goads
  5. Free Chalupas!

Junior High Challenge 2007 - Bottom Line*

  1. My Story
  2. Pinocchio's Next-Level Junk
  3. The Green Lantern
  4. Now!

* This pack is $15

Summer in the Son 2005 - FUEL

  1. Pinocchio's Next-Level Junk
  2. The Amazing Spider-Man
  3. Keep Your Temple Clean
  4. Napoleon Dynamite
  5. Listen to Him

Summer in the Son 2003 - Altar-ed

  1. When Jesus Steps Into the Joint
  2. Go David! It's Ya Birthday!
  3. Men In Black
  4. Matt Foley vs. Ta'veren
  5. Ultimate Fighting Championship
   

 

Sermon CDs - $5.00 each

iPod Faith
Junior High Challenge 2009 - Simple

Sky Woman & Imago Dei
Junior High Challenge 2009 - Simple

Saul's Armor
Junior High Challenge 2009 - Simple

Kicking Against the Goads
Junior High Challenge 2009 - Simple

Free Chalupas!
Junior High Challenge 2009 - Simple

Get all five for $20!
Order the JHC 2009 CD Pack

My Story
Junior High Challenge 2007 - Bottom Line

Pinocchio's Next-Level Junk
Junior High Challenge 2007 - Bottom Line

The Green Lantern
Junior High Challenge 2007 - Bottom Line

Now!
Junior High Challenge 2007 - Bottom Line

Get all four for $15!
Order the JHC 2007 CD Pack

 
Pinocchio's Next-Level Junk
Summer in the Son 2005 - Fuel

The Amazing Spider-Man
Summer in the Son 2005 - Fuel

Keep Your Temple Clean
Summer in the Son 2005 - Fuel

Napoleon Dynamite
Summer in the Son 2005 - Fuel

Listen to Him
Summer in the Son 2005 - Fuel

Get all five for $20!
Order the SITS 2005 CD Pack

When Jesus Steps Into the Joint
Summer in the Son 2003

Go David! It's Ya Birthday!
Summer in the Son 2003

Men In Black
Summer in the Son 2003

Matt Foley vs. Ta'veren
Summer in the Son 2003

Ultimate Fighting Championship
Summer in the Son 2003

Get all five for $20!
Order the SITS 2003 CD Pack

Jesus Cameos
NACC 2003

Keep Your Temple Clean
NACC 2003

The Amazing Spider-Man
NACC 2003

The Amazing Spider-Man
PCTC 2003

Ultimate Fighting Championship
PCTC 2003